January Freshman Bachelor of the Month: Zeke Novetzke

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Tyler McGuire, Staff Reporter

If any of you single ladies are looking for a “supreme” male, a cut above the rest, look no further than Zeke Novetzke ‘22. This hype-beast has a lot to offer and is currently on the market.

 

Novetzke is involved in swimming. He also enjoys thrifting and skateboarding and has quite the collection of “Supreme” brand clothing. “My favorite Supreme wear is probably my Blade 5-panel camp hat,” said Novetzke.

 

It doesn’t take much to be with Novetske. When you’re with him, you’re the center of attention. “I really don’t have a ‘dream date.’ As long as the girl is with me,” said Novetzke.

 

Novetzke describes his dream woman as “someone who has time for me and is willing to put up with me.” Novetzke is extremely flexible and willing to do whatever it is that your heart desires.

 

It seems to me that Novetzke is one of the most low maintenance, caring, and most talented people in the school. If I were you, I’d snatch this bachelor up before someone else catches the idea.