Senioritis (No motivation to Make Creative Title Here)

It has taken me 2 weeks to write a piece on senioritis, which in itself requires no further explanation.

Defined by Urban Dictionary, as “A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors… including laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is Graduation.” Void of any actual inflammation, as the title suggests, the combination of heightened procrastination and the intertwining scent of imminent freedom and spring are deadly.

The mere act of writing more than a sentence to explain the phenomenon goes against everything Senioritis stands for. It’s more than a fad, it’s a mindset; no matter how hard ones tries to resist, you’ll eventually catch it. The first glimmer of spring (In Iowa, 36 degree weather) and Prom in the near future catapults one from the basic stage 3 that simply entering senior year gives to stage 8 by April.

Sen…io…r…it..is.. aka this story is finsihed.